West Africa Posting Bookend (I Can't Figure Out if This Is Great or Horrible)

Part of the improvement in Liberia's tranquility is the arrival in January of an Indian, all-woman UN police unit. As a feminist, I am ambivalent about the news. There are clearly many advantages to having women working in this capacity given the shoddy record of male peacekeeping forces in the populations they are supposed to be assisting, but having an all-female SWAT team ready to swoop in and clean up man-made messes highlights just how bad the system already is. I have taken issue in the past with people claiming that one cannot change the [justice, political, patriarchal] system from within the context of the system but examples like this make me unsure that work from within is effective, or at least, sure that whatever work you do in the system better be done damn precisely and deliberately.

On the one hand, it is completely awesome that there are Indian women going to work as police protection for UN workers in Liberia. Police work has traditionally been one of the manliest of jobs , appealing to our notions of men as the strong, the protectors and those who will take care of bad guys. With women stepping into those roles, a lot of asinine assumptions must be questioned and new paradigms set, both certain good things. Gender roles that are societally enforced restrict freedom and only terrorists and liberals are really for that. As far as gender roles are to exist, they should be chosen by the individuals involved without the pressure of worrying about being too butch or too femme. I think most people who have progressed beyond the stage of 'boys wearing pink is icky' would agree with the idea that people should be able to choose their own lifestyle free from the constraints of bigots.


The other side of this coin is that it is horrifying that there is a need for a special "Lady Patrol" with their 22 male "logistical sidekicks" who come in and use their magical, vaginal powers to fix all the male fuckups and make the UN peacekeepers polite and kind. The problematic behavior of the male UN troops should be addressed on its own. If the solution involves integrating women into their ranks, then great, that non-exclusion would be good on its own terms as well. Obviously, as Abu Ghraib so poignantly displayed, mixed sex settings (the US Army is a bit under 20% women) do not assure 100% positive results. This current solution of the female squad strikes me as a "boys will be boys" type shrug on the part of those in charge of the UN's troops and a quixotic, offensive hope that women will have a civilizing effect on all those barbaric mans.


It may work, if only because women are less likely to tolerate the sexual assault of women and are less likely to be quiet about it if they are in a setting with many like-minded individuals but that is beside the point. The real problem here is that MEN SHOULD NOT TOLERATE THE SEXUAL ASSAULT OF WOMEN. Let me be the first to point the finger my own way: I do not always call out people when they say sexist things in front of me, I sometimes laugh at sexist jokes and even when I see active emotional abuse of a woman, I do not always step up as I should. And true, how much harder must it be for someone whose identity as a man is bound to the mistreatment of women or to the group ethic of protecting your fellows above all else? That remains the problem that needs to be addressed: men are willing to hush up, hide and facilitate the mistreatment of women. It is also a problem if women are excluded from military service. The two may have a deep, common root but today both are problems deserving individual attention.

Brief Follow UP

As I mentioned Liberia in my post on Sierra Leone, here is some more, relevant good news. Seems that Liberia is becoming more stable and over a third of the UN troops there are to be sent home. One imagines that the growing stability is not due to improved weapon distribution conditions in the country.

Dil Dil Pakistan

I was not going to but I could not help myself. Happy number 60, Pakistan. And tomorrow, we can all wish India congratulations on forming a country out of the parts of South Asia that were not already Pakistan.


A funny story... The biggest India booster I know and I were talking about various countries' independence days (unfortunately, not iterations of the soul-shakingly awesome action film with Will Smith) a while back and she was insisting that India gained its independence before Pakistan. We argued back and forth for quite a while, with her insisting India was five years older. Eventually, we consulted the intarnets because neither of us would give up. We figured out that her belief was based entirely on her recollection of the movie 1942 A Love Story and that tells you basically all you need to know about that.

Hooray

Lest it be thought that I only post about things that give me an opportunity to be ironic, angry or sarcastic, let me post one of the news stories that has touched my heart more than any in a long, long time. It seems the recent election in Sierra Leone has gone quite well. After two terms, President Ahmed Kabbah is stepping down and voter turnout is high, with over half the country registered to vote. Bear in mind, we are less than a decade out from the time when RUF (Revolutionary United Front) soldiers were hacking people's limbs off and the country was being torn apart by a shockingly horrific civil war. Now, the country is running its own elections with what there is every reason to expect will be a peaceful transfer of power.

There will be a great story written someday by someone with more brains and talent than I possess that compares the Middle East with the region of West Africa around Sierra Leone and Liberia. Both areas were blessed with natural resources that are highly valued around the world but particularly in richer countries. Both were stricken with conflict, unrest and authoritarianism that stemmed, at least in part, from that wealth. Both had problematic colonial legacies. The Great Lakes region might deserve a mention in that tale, with a similar trajectory but I know even less about that area than the first two.

The point of the story will be that no one likes instability and chaos in their own country. Because of this, events will tend to resolve themselves and no situation is hopeless. The news story mentions that the Sierra Leone civil war ended as the rebels agreed to disarm and turned their guns in. I cannot help but observe that as the Iraqi civil war is really cranking up, America has been handing more guns out. It is perverse and a very American way of looking at a problem. For anyone who stumbles across this and is somehow ignorant of the American way, we are quite good when it comes to fixing what looks bad, fighting symptoms and answering to emergencies. We are outrageously bad at rooting out the source of problems, preventative care, and planning ahead to save ourselves trouble later. You can find examples of this in our approach to infrastructure, our gun policy, our health care system, and how we approach the world in our foreign policy. The Middle School Lunchroom of international diplomacy does not allow for backing down or trying to talk out compromise positions if they "are the ones who started it."

BOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

You might think that saying "another 9/11 would help America" is a sign that you are an agent of the "anti-freedom" hordes but in this case, the writer, Mr. Stu Bykofsky, clearly figures himself a patriot, wishing for the harmony of the different segments of our society that followed the first 9/11. Of course, that came at the cost of 3,000 people and a couple major landmarks. Oh well, I can only imagine what sort of things my grandmother would say if she could crank up an intarwebz machine and start a blog on the tubes. SWEET RAPTOR JESUS, hold the presses (literally), this guy is a columnist for the Philadelphia Daily News?


Now, listen, I think we can all get on board for some righteous American harmony centered around the idea of kicking foreign brown ass but why have it come at the expense of something that is really valuable to us? Can't we just agree to express our desires to make the Middle East a glass parking lot based solely on our annoyance at their refusal of our great gift of Democracy? OPEC is probably fucking us too, I mean, gas is really expensive and if terrorist juice (my own nickname, HAHAHAHA) profits have to go to them anyway, we should make make their cut as low as possible. Also, Stu makes a critical error. America was not united, focused on the real enemy: large swathes of the fifth column, primarily coddled university students, wacko university professors and the "urban" poor were still dancing their favorite dance move, doing the "Blame America First!" jig. Like when America tries to promote freedom, democracy and safety for the people living in Israel, they are begging for direct flight service to the 95th floor of the World Trade Center.



UPDATE
Looks like he has cut and run even while I was drafting my bitchin take down of his lily-livered column. Here, in his own words, the man snivels:

I led my column saying, "I was thinking another 9/11 would help America." I was speculating on the effect of an attack, not calling for it. Later I said I had no doubt terrorists are planning to attack us again. "If it is to be, then let it be." I am resigned to an attack, not calling for it.

Resigned to an attack, he is just saying it will come and that it will be good for America so we can "focus on the real enemies." Now, some might say that if "the real enemies" left us the fuck alone henceforth and did not attack, we would have no reason to focus on them at all and could go back to the culture of unpleasantness that passes for American life. Those people are pinko, coward dhimmicrats. Do not be tricked by the easy lie that the Global War on Terror disappears when we are no longer attacked. We go to war with terrorism for more than just that, we go to war because it is the right thing to do. Besides, if America does not bomb countries that might conceivably one day threaten us, who will?

Sure, but...

Far be it from me to take issue with a piece printed in an actual news source, let alone so august a publication as the Dawn, but if I may, for a second, pull on my sass pants, I take great exception to something Irfan Husain wrote.

Sure, good points. There are pluses and minuses to Partition having happened and I agree with him that Pakistan would probably be less developed if it were a mass with India and Bangladesh. For examples, see Bihar, Assam and other areas with high Muslim populations, especially far flung ones. He is exaggerating the potential savings of not being armed to fight one another. It seems very Pollyanna-ish to say the one South Asian mega-country would not have huge defense expenditures since they would be bordering the always-ready-to-expand China. Plus, a united Hindustan's position in the Cold War would be borderline impossible to guess, as India tended Soviet and Pakistan was solidly in the American camp. His treatment of religion is facile but not worth going into.

The article steadfastly ignores the giant elephant [racist] in the room even as it is using its prehensile trunk to sling its shit all over the walls while bellowing for attention. Obviously, the deaths related to migration during Partition were a net loss to the Subcontinent. The horrific manner and the sheer number of deaths should at least be mentioned in a fantasy piece about what might have happened if the creation of Pakistan and India as separate countries had never happened. It seems like a million dead and the shocking images of the trains of death would make a tremendous impression worldwide, but sadly, those horrors, more recent than the Holocaust, seem to have slipped from Mr. Husain's mind even as he writes from Pakistan.

I Need to Write Less

Here is a very interesting story from the New York Times about democracy promotion. The one side presented is that American support is a kiss of death. I think an equally probable way of looking at the issue is that America tends not to support candidates that the citizens of other countries like. Off the top of my head, I can think of no other society that limits governmental action in the market and citizens' daily lives as much as America does. Given that we have a particular idea of appropriate governance that is an outlier internationally, I do not see why it is surprising that who we like in other countries is not who the citizens of those countries like.

On the other hand, no one likes other countries messing with their elections. If you can remember those dreary days when Clinton was in office before we found out who was with us and who was against us (the whole world except Albania), one of the major scandals of his that did not involve sex was the accusation that he took money from Japan and China. Lord-a-mercy, I think I have the vapors: money from the Orient! There is a rational motivation to not want powerful outsiders meddling in your group that is sunk deep into human survival instincts. I am pretty sure that is universal.

Either way, the moral of the story is that the USA needs to stop the schizophrenic, rhetorical tap dancing and figure out if we like democracy or if we like states that are not going to get in our way when we want to beat the shit out of other countries. Both are ends to themselves and while not logically mutually exclusive, it is turning out that way in practice. Unmolested democracies tend to result in governments that resist economic exploitation, a net loss for a rockin dude like me on the very top of the economic food chain, but they do tap into that idea that everyone in the world deserves freedom. Or some limp-wristed, Volvo-driving idea like that.

LOL WTF NEtwork NEws?

I have had the privilege of simultaneously working from home, not having a home and crashing at a friend's place out in Ballston. That puts me in walking distance of the justifiably famous, though declining, Food Factory. Notice that the review in that link is over a decade old. If I am within walking distance of a place that serves zabihah meat, it, as the kids say, is on, a state of affairs that bodes poorly for my wallet, waistline and [entirely unconnected] ability to attract women when I move to Crystal City later this month. So, when I am taking a break from my current projects on paper markets, waste trading and other pants-tentingly exciting research, I walk myself down to Food Factory to recharge with roti, keema and the owner uncle's thoughts about whatever CNN is talking about.

Most recently, that has been the bridge and mine collapses. While we were sitting there today, word came across the wire that the mine had three hundred (300) violations in the last three years, happily, only 118 of them were serious enough to potentially cause death. The best part of this report for those who like mine collapses was that this is an above average safety record for coal mines in this country. Though the mine may have collapsed, the owner IS drilling down to supply them with food, water and air proving, once again, that unions are for pussies and anarchists. I bring this up because Uncle's response is to brandish a piece of roti with which he has picked up some channaa and declare "300 violations, in this country!" questioningly while shaking his head. As the owner/operator of an eating establishment for nigh on a quarter, my guess is that he is quite familiar with violations of code.

The other big CNN stories not dealing with the national heat wave were the story of the two Muslims stopped and arrested in South Carolina and the Marines' trials for the massacre in Haditha and the one about execution style murders in Newark. Unfortunately, all I know about the first case comes from CNN because teh liberal mediaz will stop at nothing to aid the Moslem takeover (dhimmification!!!!) of America, including not reporting a traffic stop in South Carolina where they found an explosive device ("that made a loud bang, similar to a firecracker") and detained a couple Muslims. Thank sweet Baby Jesus that CNN is not letting them get away with it. Now, for those of you whose soles have never been lovingly caressed by the gossamer red clay of Lower Carolina, you may not be aware that all manner of wildly dangerous fireworks are totally legal there. In fact, there are a whole series of racist signs (the worst "Sleepy Mexican" signs must have come down or people have the good sense not to put pictures of them online) coaxing you into a huge fireworks store immediately as you cross into South Carolina on I-95. All in all, driving fast, explosives in cars and things blowing up in South Carolina are neither uncommon events nor national news, especially since no charges have, as yet, been filed. Now, it could be that on Monday, I will look like a real asshole when it turns out that these two were carrying homemade bottlerockets filled with anthrax and nuclear bombs and are charged with attempting to explode Charleston but my guess is that I will be able to maintain my self-righteous indignation at this story. As an aside, since I am touchy about traffic stops getting out of control (story of my arrest coming later), it sure is weird that they are showing the bomb removal equipment next to the open trunk and these two were stopped for speeding. I would love to know the series of events that led from point a to being put in jail.

As far as the Marines' story, I do not want to make this space all about the Iraq war, but come on. Due mostly to laziness and ignorance, I do not know the chain of command in the Marines but if Captain Stone was charged with dereliction of duty for not reporting facts of the murders, and the murders were not even investigated until after Time reported on this story, it seems like everyone up the chain of command who knew about the massacre and hoped it would just go away should be up on charges of dereliction of duty. If the charges really are unwarranted (and it sounds like the other guy's were) good for the justice system for not just trying to scapegoat these men. My issue with this is that CNN reported on the dropping of the charges today as a relief for those families. Nothing about the cover-up and outright fabrications or the cold comfort for the families of the dead, a cynical total of $38,000, which seems like important context.

Apart from all of these stories I am opining on being CNN news broadcasts that I watched while stuffing my fat, white, American face, the tie that binds them is that all of them mention terrorism. The hopes and fears about terrorism playing a part, the terrorist insurgents that made up the victim's cast in the original version of the Marine's story about the Haditha killings, all feeding into a vast meme that terrorists are lurking everywhere news happens. When the bridge and mine stories have soothing pronouncements that "officials can find no evidence of terrorism," they remind the viewing public that in another incident, on another day, it very well could have been terrorists attacking our freedom by way of our bridges and rural coal mines.

And the worst part of all is, I can feel it impacting my brain. I am a Muslim, I am sitting and conversing with an uncle from Afghanistan, also Muslim, about the best parts of Islam. We agree that it is the focus on scholarship and learning and share an outrage at the ignorant mullahs who want to keep women from schools because they do not know any better themselves. In this context even, I am watching CNN, afraid that the next story is going to be about Muslims doing something crazy and that the present story about the heat index being deadly across the country is somehow linked to Islamofascistical activity. That's nuts! I should never have the thought "I hope it was not a Muslim" just because there is an unsolved murder in Newark being discussed on CNN.

I would love to say that this is because my friend Sabri Benkahla was just just put in prison for perjury charges in a practical double-jeopardy. He was found innocent of charges that he trained in a terrorist camp and supported the Taliban but was found guilty of perjury for not remembering particular names and conversations from five to seven years before when questioned about them. The prosecutors in the second trial claimed that was the equivalent of wiping clean a hard drive so that the government could not get evidence from it. I would love to say that my concern for the next image on the screen being a friend of mine up on terrorism charges is what makes me afraid in this way but it is not true. It is a different fear, one viscerally about terrorism by Muslims just like the assholes I overheard on the subway two days ago talking about towelheads. When I feel my subconscious buying into such a vicious narrative, I think to myself: "Self, this is probably as close as we are ever going to get to understanding what Said was talking about with regard to internalized Orientalism."

The Dead Enders

Pic From: Jayel Aheram, fickr creative commons.


I watched the very good "No End in Sight" last night with several of my friends. That movie and the discussions I had with people about it before and afterwards provided fodder for several posts. So, let's start from the beginning.

First, the movie makes a prediction that had we avoided some grave missteps early on (such as allowing the looting to occur), we could have WON TEH IRAQ!! To me, this is mostly empty guessing. If all we learn from this war is that when you invade a country, it is a bad idea to allow gangs to run rampant while you look on with machine guns, then we really have historic levels of waste from our Iraq adventure. I imagine that if you polled Mouthbreathers Anonymous, they would have provided you the same insight and then we would have had nearly two trillion dollars back in the economy to invest in the future and spend on limp-wristed liberal payout programs like children's healthcare. Even the Bush administration realizes that the Bush administration has executed this war poorly but that leaves two questions to be answered. 1) Absent the colossal fuck-ups, could this have been a good idea in some alternate reality? 2) What do we do now?

1) There are two schools of thought on whether or not fighting Iraq could have been a net good if it had been pursued another, less monumentally retarded way: YES and NO. This is an important question that deserves further discussion but in book form, not a blog post. My feeling is that the way that the War on Iraq would have had to have been executed to make it a net good would have made it too unpopular to have happened. It would have required openness and honesty about the reasons for going, the costs that could be expected and it would have required more deliberation about how we were going to win the peace. Faced with the reality of those choices, my guess (based on our current queasiness) is that the American public would have been less gung-ho about kicking the sandy shit out of Iraq.

My impression has always been that America was hit by a spitball on 9-11 and we knew it was one of the geeky kids over on the other side of the room. As the big, popular kid, all those nerds french-kissing their inhalers looked roughly the same and so we beat the one who seemed most likely to have shot the spitball and then, because we were angry, beat the snotty-nosed kid who had reputedly made comments about our mother. Unfortunately, the relation between nations is quite high schoolish, at base, with much posturing and self-perpetuating power moves.

All of this ties into the way the war was sold, another issue too big for the blog medium, but suffice to say that as evidenced by the poll numbers, America was not expecting the war to go the way it has. At the very least, America should have been ready for the possibility and if we were going to get into a war, should have been steeled by our leaders for the task of sacrificing as necessary to see the accomplishment of our goals. No sacrifices were demanded of most Americans today (those are being made by mortgage for the folks not serving) and the rosiest of scenarios were played up. No wonder that there is no will to continue to fight when most folks have nothing invested and it appears that we were misled.

2) What do we do now? Most folks around me are pinko terrorist-coddlers and so they advocate a gradual draw down of troop levels starting immediately. To my best guess, the ostensible reason for gradualness is to keep from creating a power vacuum. However, the best part of "No End in Sight" is that it clearly shows the power vacuum already happened back in the early days when looting was allowed to continue without interference from the US troops and when the Iraqi army and civil servants were cast out of their jobs.

Basically, the only way for things to get worse is for current trends to continue but since they are current trends, they ARE continuing with American troops there. To my mind, it is the gladdest of hopings to think that our troops are going to get some magical ability to broker a political compromise to warring factions that are as much Bloods and Crips at this point as inter- and intra-necine crusaders. Since the worst scenario is the continuing (or acceleration) of present trends and since these are occurring with full troop levels, I sincerely cannot fathom what a deliberately staggered troop withdrawal accomplishes. I am open to arguments, though.

Let me add, as a coda, that the American fighting forces are the best in the history of man. I have no doubt that, given good leadership and a good plan, the American military could fight any other conventional force and come out victorious. Also, we should be very grateful to the men and women who serve and their families because they are the only adults who are actually sacrificing for this war. The children are, but they do not yet know it. The basic problem is that the mess we have in Iraq is no longer a military issue, it is a political one with military/law enforcement symptoms. As a facile metaphor, if I had a Blessed Hammer of Hitting +5, I could hit anything with that hammer and probably repair a deck in record time with a great outcome, because that requires nailing boards to other boards. However, I could not repair a broken relationship, because, though both situations call for repair, only one primarily calls for a hammer. In fact, wielding the hammer in that second case could even be thought to make the situation worse if you were a goddamn freedom-hating hippie.

All Right Mothers and Fuckers!

I am back! This time, the blog is going to be more substantive with a greater attention to making sense. Also, expect an increase in profanity because while the topics are going to be less personally oriented from here on out, the humor and prose style are going to make up for it. And guess what? I think swear words are pretty funny still.

There is a list of ideas to the left of the postings. The hypothetical point of these is to organize the posts under categories and to lend a sort of cohesion to what otherwise would be a patternless melange of what seems to be worth writing about. Feel free to contribute your own pithy bits. I they hold truth that seems widely applicable or if they merit considering for a prolonged time OR if they combine swear words in new and glamorous ways, I will add them to The List. Each of the snippets so far is either a puzzle that bothers me or a very important way of considering the information we encounter every moment of the day.

If I play this correctly, every post will have an appropriate picture accompanying it (after this one, which is an intro), will have an appropriate label from The List and will have content that is worth reading even if you do not know me directly. Whether I am launching virtual almanacs into the cold, dark reaches of OuterCyberwebzpace remains to be seen.